Cosmic Brownie Protein Bites – No-Bake Chocolate Snack Upgrade

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May 29, 2025

Stack of cosmic brownie protein bites topped with rainbow chips

There’s something about the cosmic brownie. The rainbow chips, the fudgy texture, the unapologetic chocolate hit—it’s the flavor of every packed lunch and after-school treat. So when I started eating more intentionally, I missed that moment of soft, colorful sweetness.

Enter cosmic brownie protein bites. They’re everything I loved about the snack I grew up on—but reimagined to fuel my day, not spike it. No baking, no junk. Just chocolate protein, almond butter, and a rich cocoa bite dipped in real dark chocolate. One batch, and you’ve got a week of snack goals in the fridge.

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The Recipe – Chocolate, Crunch & Clean Energy

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Cosmic Brownie Protein Bites – No-Bake Chocolate Snack Upgrade

  • Author: Stuffani Borjat
  • Prep Time: 10 minutes
  • Cook Time: 0 minutes
  • Total Time: 30 minutes
  • Yield: 12 bites 1x
  • Category: Snack
  • Method: No-bake
  • Cuisine: American
  • Diet: Vegetarian

Description

These cosmic brownie protein bites started as a snack fix—and turned into a fridge staple. I missed the chewy fudge and colorful candy dots of childhood brownies but didn’t want the sugar crash. So I blended almond butter, cocoa, and protein into something rich, fun, and snack-worthy. With a few rainbow chips on top, each bite feels nostalgic but better. No baking. No stress. Just mix, roll, chill, and bite. Whether it’s for post-workout fuel or a midday treat, these protein bites hit that sweet spot between health and happiness.


Ingredients

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1 cup almond butter

½ cup chocolate protein powder

¼ cup cocoa powder

2 tbsp maple syrup

1 tsp vanilla extract

Pinch of salt

¼ cup mini dark chocolate chips

¼ cup rainbow candy chips

Optional: 2 tbsp almond flour (if dough is too soft)


Instructions

1. Mix almond butter, protein powder, cocoa, syrup, vanilla, and salt in a bowl.

2. Adjust texture with almond flour if too wet.

3. Fold in mini chocolate chips and most rainbow chips.

4. Roll into 12 bites and place on parchment-lined tray.

5. Chill in fridge for 30 minutes.

6. Optional: drizzle with melted chocolate and extra rainbow chips.


Notes

Use nut-free butter for school-safe bites.

Swap maple syrup for sugar-free syrup if needed.

Freeze up to 1 month; thaw before serving.


Nutrition

  • Serving Size: 1 bite
  • Calories: 130
  • Sugar: 6g
  • Sodium: 75mg
  • Fat: 8g
  • Saturated Fat: 2.5g
  • Unsaturated Fat: 5g
  • Trans Fat: 0g
  • Carbohydrates: 10g
  • Fiber: 2g
  • Protein: 5g
  • Cholesterol: 0mg

Keywords: cosmic brownie protein bites, no bake protein balls, healthy chocolate snacks

These cosmic brownie protein bites combine fudgy texture, clean ingredients, and a little bit of sparkle. No oven, no processed sugars—just a fast, fuel-packed chocolate snack with those nostalgic rainbow chip vibes.

Ingredients Cosmic Brownie Protein Bites (makes 12 bites):

Ingredients for cosmic brownie protein bites on marble counter
  • 1 cup almond butter (or peanut butter)
  • ½ cup chocolate protein powder
  • ¼ cup cocoa powder
  • 2 tbsp maple syrup
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • Pinch of salt
  • ¼ cup mini dark chocolate chips
  • ¼ cup rainbow candy chips (or sugar-free sprinkles)
  • Optional: 2 tbsp almond flour (if mixture is too wet)

Instructions Cosmic Brownie Protein Bites:

Hands rolling chocolate protein dough into bites with rainbow chips
  1. Mix the base:
    In a large bowl, stir together almond butter, protein powder, cocoa, maple syrup, vanilla, and salt. Mix until a thick dough forms.
  2. Adjust texture:
    If it’s too dry, add a splash of almond milk. If too wet, add a spoonful of almond flour until it’s firm but rollable.
  3. Add the chips:
    Fold in mini chocolate chips and most of the rainbow candies.
  4. Shape the bites:
    Roll into 12 small balls and place on parchment paper.
  5. Chill:
    Refrigerate for 30 minutes to set. Optional: drizzle with melted chocolate and sprinkle extra rainbow chips on top.Cosmic Brownie Protein Bites.

They’re as fun as easter egg truffles but built to fuel your snack game without the sugar crash.

Protein Tips & Variations

What protein powder works best in brownie bites?

For soft, rich texture in your cosmic brownie protein bites, go with a chocolate whey or plant-based protein that blends well—not grainy or chalky. Look for one with cocoa already included and minimal artificial sweeteners.

If you want to keep it dairy-free, chocolate pea protein works well and holds the dough shape beautifully. Avoid unflavored powders unless you’re boosting them with extra cocoa and sweetener.

We tested these just like we did our healthy chocolate protein dessert—texture and taste win every time.

How to make them taste like fudgy brownies—not powdery bars

The secret? Enough fat and flavor. Almond butter adds richness and moisture, while cocoa powder deepens that brownie-like flavor. Maple syrup balances everything with natural sweetness.

Want a swirl of nostalgia? Top each bite with a few rainbow candy chips before chilling. They’re the glow-up version of your childhood favorite.Cosmic Brownie Protein Bites

Make-Ahead, Store & Serve

Can you freeze cosmic brownie protein bites?

Absolutely. These bites are freezer-friendly and perfect for weekly meal prep. Place them in a single layer in an airtight container or freezer bag. When you’re ready to snack, just thaw for 10–15 minutes at room temp.

We do the same thing with our protein brownies—they thaw perfectly and taste like fresh-baked fudge.

Are they healthy and allergy-friendly enough for kids?

Yes, with a few tweaks. Choose a nut-free butter like sunflower seed spread for school-safe snacking. Use a clean protein powder with no added caffeine or stimulants. Skip the candy chips and use colorful sugar-free sprinkles for a more wholesome version.

Even picky kids love the brownie texture and fun size—and you’ll love that it’s not loaded with sugar.

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FAQs Cosmic Brownie Protein Bites

Are cosmic brownie protein bites healthy?

Yes! They’re made with healthy fats, natural sweeteners, and protein-rich ingredients—without added sugar or processed oils. You get the nostalgia of brownies with clean energy.

What protein powder works best in brownie bites?

Use a chocolate protein powder that blends smoothly—like whey isolate or pea protein. Avoid chalky or unflavored types unless adding extra cocoa and sweetener.

How do I make protein bites taste like brownies?

Use real cocoa powder, a creamy nut butter base, and a splash of vanilla or espresso. A drizzle of dark chocolate and rainbow chips seals the deal.

Can I make cosmic protein bites without baking?

Yes! These are completely no-bake. Just mix, roll, chill, and enjoy.

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